Drake trickin on Nicki at a bodega.
Is this not me and my baby daddy or nah
fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.
It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.
just wanted to put that out there
calum: *gets blonde streak*
[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]
zayn: how my dick taste